This was originally published in 2013.
If you had your hopes set on a Home Alone spin-off — where years of neglect has rubbed off on 33-year-old Kevin McCallister, who’s forsaken children in favor of turtledoves… until one day, when Old Man Marley’s granddaughter shows up at his front door with their child and guess who’s no longer home alone? — keep dreaming (or, get going on that Kickstarter campaign). Instead, actor Macaulay Culkin now spends his time playing in a — wait for it — pizza-themed Velvet Underground cover band called — wait for it again — The Pizza Underground. Way more rockin’ than Jake Lloyd’s cover band, the Tofu Fighters.
Culkin is joined by friends/East Village musicians Matt Colbourn, Phoebe Kreutz, Deenah Vollmer, and Austin Kilham. The lineup features one member on guitar while the rest contribute “various forms of percussion, including pizza boxes”, in addition to Culkin’s undoubtedly soulful kazoo playing…
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